The Mom Song
May 17, 2011
Video ni serius kelakar! Aku tak tahu macam mana Makcik Patti Harshey ni boleh nyanyi lagu yang bernot tinggi dan laju macam bullet train tu. Terbaik! Mari kita selidik lirik lagu The Mom Song oleh Patti Harshey ni.
Get up nowGet up nowGet up out of bedWash your faceBrush your teethComb your sleepy headHere's your clothesAnd your shoesHear the words I saidGet up nowGet up and make your bedAre you hot?Are you cold?Are you wearing that?Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hatDon't forget you gotta feed the catEat your breakfastThe experts tell us it's the most important meal of allTake your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tallPlease remember the orthodon'tist will be seeing you at three today?Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoonSo you must playDon't shovelChew slowlyBut hurryThe bus is hereBe carefulCome back hereDid you wash behind your ears?Play outsideDon't play roughWould you just play fair?Be politeMake a friendDon't forget to shareWork it outWait your turnNever take a dareGet alongDon't make me come down thereClean your roomFold your clothesPut your stuff awayMake your bedDo it nowDo we have all day?Were you born in a barn?Would you like some hayCan you even hear a word I say?Answer the phoneGet off the phoneDon't sit so closeTurn it downNo texting at the tableNo more computer time tonightYour iPod's my iPod if you don't listen upWhere you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?Saying thank you, please, excuse meMakes you welcome everywhere you roamYou'll appreciate my wisdomSomeday when you're older and you're grownCan't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your ownYou'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willinglyBut right nowI thank you NOT to roll your eyes at meClose your mouth when you chewWould appreciateTake a biteMaybe twoOf the stuff you hateUse your forkDo not you burpOr I'll set you straightEat the food I put upon your plateGet an A, Get the doorDon't get smart with meGet a GripGet in here I'll count to 3Get a jobGet a lifeGet a PhDGet a dose of...I don't care who started itYou're grounded until your 36Get your story straightAnd tell the truth for once for heaven's sakeAnd if all your friends jumped off a cliffWould you jump too?If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before thatYou're too old to act this wayIt must be your father's DNALook at me when I am talkingStand up straight when you walkA place for everythingAnd everything must be in placeStop crying or I'll give you something real to cry aboutOh!Brush your teethWash your faceGet your PJs onGet in bedGet a hugSay a prayer with MomDon't forgetI love you*Kiss*And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never endsYou don't need the reason whyBecauseBecauseBecauseBecauseI said soI said soI said soI said soI'm the MomThe momThe momThe momThe momTa-da
Untuk pengetahuan korang, video ni adalah tougher version daripada lagu yang sama nyanyian Anita Renfoe. Makcik ni (Anita Renfoe) memang seorang pelawak pun. Tapi dia jadi famous gila melalui video ni la. Lebih 1 juta ++ views video ni kat YouTube! Tapi aku lagi suka versi Patti Harshey ni, sebab dia punya intonasi lagi tegas, lively, dan yang penting, lagi kelakar! Kalau korang tengok video ni, tengah-tengah dia nyanyi tu, tune dia macam agak lari sikit daripada track dia. Agak kelakar di situ. I almost doubt her ability to finish the song. Tapi yela, bukan senang nak kejar timing, tune dan intonasi bila nyanyi lagu sepantas kilat macam ni.
Apa-apa pun, kesimpulan yang aku dapat lepas tengok video ni ialah, walaupun segarang, se-nagging mana pun mak kita kat kita, itu semua untuk kebaikan kita juga. Lain mak, lain cara. Dah kalau kita ni degil sangat, nasihat betul-betul pun bukan nak dengar, so cara terbaik memang membebel lah jawabnya. Haha!
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